Search me out

Considering the fact that I plan on spending most of the day today running around like a chicken with my head cut off, I will leave you with a nice light hearted post today.

I’ve often come across fellow bloggers who have these way cool lists of search terms that lead people to their front door. I’ve coveted these posts, hoping and wishing that someday I, too, would be blessed with such a nonsensical list. I checked my blot stats regularly but to no avail.

I don’t know if I have been looking in the wrong place or if I just suddenly became interesting to people, but I now have that list. Some of it’s silly. Some of it I hope to make silly with my pithy commentary. Without further ado, I present you….the list.

“thea” - Yes?

“my kids need a strict routine” - I agree, they do. When you find out how to get them in one, let me know how you did it.

“too old for stroller too young to walk” - that would be my Emma, have you met her?

“vicks vapor rub hangnail” - um, what?

“stupid warnings on products” - Oh, you must be looking for this and this.

“shoes slippers spanking photo” - This is not that kind of website, but good luck in your search!

“you remember the craze, then the banning” - Yes, I do. But I still think slap bracelets rocked.

“free batman pictures” - I honestly don’t think I’ve ever talked about batman here…

“not for the first time the argument had” - . . . . oh come on . . . had what??

“converse, shoes” - I don’t really like to talk about shoes, and don’t tell me what to do.

“thea march” - I think it would be so cool to have a march named after me. Prizes to the first person who could come up with a slogan and the purpose of the march.

“organize kitchen were do plate go” - I put my plates in the cabinet. Where’d you end up putting yours?

“a paper drama in two minutes” - I would have to say that a 2 minute paper drama would be the FASTEST paper drama I’ve ever seen…and I’ve seen a lot of paper drama

“working mom cleaning schedule” - First off, thank you for recognizing me as a working mom. As for the other part, I’ve got no help for you. Just ask the ants that have called my kitchen “home”.

“redesigning a sweatshirt” - The sweatshirt is a classic. Why would you want to redesign it?

“random information” - Now for this, you have definitely come to the right place.

“drama mama tee shirt” - Talk to the people who organize the Thea March, you guys could probably work together to come up with something.

“i’m a drama mama” - Excuse me, no. I’m a Drama Mama.

All my posts from now until the 26th or 27th will be auto posts as I will be out in the wild blue yonder. I’ll catch ya’ll on the flip side. Try not to miss me TOO much!