The latest after school conversation with Emma…
Emma: Can I have some gum?
Me: No, you’ve lost candy and desserts for a week.
Emma: How long is that?
Me: You can have candy on Friday.
Emma: Can I have candy after my snack today?
Me: You know the answer to that one.
Emma: There’s a lot of toys in the centers at school.
Me: I know, that’s pretty cool, isn’t it? What’s your favorite center?
Emma: Housekeeping.
Me: That’s pretty cool. What’s your favorite part of housekeeping?
Emma: The white wings.
Me: That’s in dress up. What’s your favorite part of housekeeping?
Emma: Dress up is in housekeeping. On the brown spinny thing. You can dress up as the mommy or the daddy or the dog. I wear the white wings.
Me: What are you when you wear the white wings?
Emma: A fairy! Can I have some gum?
Me: (Ignoring the gum question) What do fairies do in housekeeping?
Emma: Moommmy! They FLY!
Me: Oh, right. Of course. What do the mommies do?
Emma: They cook and they clean. And vacuum.
Me: What do the daddies do?
Emma: They can vacuum, too.
Me: Who dressed up as the daddy today?
Emma: J was a bat for Halloween!
Me: I remember that! I liked his costume. Did he dress up like the daddy today?
Emma: No.
Me: O.K. So what do the doggies do?
Emma: Mooommmy! They POOP!
Me: How silly of me.
Emma: Can I have some gum?
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